![]() And for 1800 years mutton chops passed out of all knowledge. And something that should not have been forgotten was lost. He was killed in an accident at the gun powder mill at which he worked. Then, somewhere toward the end of his life, Jesus died. This is why sheep meat is still used today as a fashionable alternative to hair. Therefore they would adhere pieces of sheep meat (mutton) to their faces to achieve the countenance they desired. The term, "Mutton Chops" came about from the fact that Jesus's man-bitches could not effectively grow sideburns. As Jesus grew up his abnormal facial hair caused an uproar in the Jewish population, but all the Nazareth bitches were trying to get all up on that (and Jesus dutifully supplied the demand.) ![]() Hailed as Jesus's first miracle, mutton chops were invented sometime between the year 1 A.D. ![]() Their little baby boy had magical powers and with them he performed "miracles".īaby Jesus proudly displays his mutton chops Their offspring's name was Jesus, a name that was high on God's list of favorite baby names. When God invented the world 2000 years ago he put his oopsy-oops in the naughty hole of a massive massive little virgin named Joseph. The Jesus Theory revolves around the idea that Jesus invented mutton chops as one of his first miracles. The most widely accepted and most believable theory on the origin of mutton chop styling is " The Jesus Theory". All the rest are as comprehensible as a retard with diarrhea coming out of his/her mouth. Of the thousands of theories out there, only a few have enough logical thought behind them to make sense. There has been wide speculation over the actual origin of the mutton chops style.
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